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Pedro Carolino

Biography

Pedro Carolino (fl. 1855–1883) was a Portuguese author best known for English as She Is Spoke (1883), one of the most famously bad phrase books ever published and an enduring classic of unintentional comedy. Almost nothing is known about Carolino’s life beyond his authorship of this work. The original Portuguese-to-English phrase book, titled O Novo Guia da Conversação em Português e Inglês, was published in 1855. Carolino apparently spoke no English whatsoever and created his "translations" by using a Portuguese-to-French dictionary and then a French-to-English dictionary, producing hilariously garbled results. The book was co-credited to José da Fonseca, who had previously published a legitimate Portuguese-French phrase book that Carolino used as his starting point. When the English translation was republished in 1883 with an introduction by Mark Twain, who called it "the most fascinating book of humor ever written," it became an international curiosity. The book’s mangled English has delighted readers for over a century.

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Why Pedro Carolino is still read today

English as She Is Spoke endures as a masterpiece of unintentional comedy and a fascinating document about the challenges of translation. In an age of machine translation and AI-generated text, Carolino’s spectacular failures feel both historically amusing and surprisingly relevant.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who was Pedro Carolino?

Carolino was a Portuguese author who created the famously terrible English phrase book English as She Is Spoke by double-translating through French. Read it free on TextStack.

Why is English as She Is Spoke so famous?

Carolino spoke no English and translated via French, producing hilariously garbled phrases. Mark Twain called it the most fascinating humor book ever written.

Did Carolino know his book was funny?

No—the book was published in complete seriousness as a language guide. Its humor is entirely unintentional, which is what makes it so endlessly entertaining.

Where can I read it?

You can read English as She Is Spoke for free on TextStack—the funniest bad book ever written, praised by Mark Twain himself.